JESUS... I... AM... YOUR... FATHER, umm, well, technically speaking I'm also you... ok,ok, ok, hear me out... a little past 2,000 years ago we nailed this (oh, did I say nailed, scratch that, sorry) we banged this total hottie back in Bethlehem and gave birth to... awwwwwwww, fuck it... never mind.

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