Altarboy Chastity Pants... stops diddling priests in their tracks! You can never 'altar' a priest's behaviour, but now you can keep his 'Roamin' Catholic' hands off YOUR son's genitals.

Thanks to Viz Magazine for the ad... and if you like this, check out the Father Begone Priest Repellent Spray ad also from Viz!

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