Jesus Apologizes to the Gays

Saturday December 09, 2023

Details: Category: Religion; Published: 29 June 2012; Hits: 15563

User Rating: 4 / 5

"Sorry I made you gay." Gimme one last hug before you go to Hell for eternity."-Jesus

Get Atheist ‘n Science themed T-Shirts, Stickers ‘n Buttons at EVOLVEfish.com!

Remember How Right-Wingers Screamed About Bush Spending? - 34 hits
How About We Just Try Diplomacy - 31 hits
Batshit Crazy - 26 hits
Altarboy Chastity Pants! - 25 hits
History Repeating Itself - 24 hits
Republican Party's Racist Roots Exposed - 23 hits
Giving In to the Inevitable is Hard - 22 hits
Great Founding Father Quote For Your Next Tea Party - 22 hits
Jon Stewart: The Hardest-Hitting Journalist In The Media - 21 hits
Colbert On Perry’s ‘Strong’ Ad + Top 5 ‘Strong’ Parodies - 21 hits

► 2015 (33)
- ► September (1)
  - • The Ugly Face of Religious Bigotry
- ► August (5)
- ► July (14)
- ► June (6)
  - • Another One Bites the Dust
  - • Well, That Didn't Take Long
  - • Nationwide Gay Marriage Legalized
  - • Izzard on Age
  - • Run, Rand Paul, Run
  - • The True Meaning of Patriotism
- ► May (3)
  - • Atheists and Cartoons Part Deux
  - • The Magic of Preachers
  - • Yes, How Thoughtful
- ► April (3)
  - • Keep Your Atheism to Yourself?
  - • If Obama Cured Cancer
  - • Make the Switch Today!
- ► February (1)
  - • They're My Clothes!
► 2014 (8)
- ► December (1)
  - • John Lennon on The Establishment
- ► October (1)
  - • The Meaning of Life: Part All
- ► August (1)
  - • The Master of 100 Billion Galaxies
- ► July (1)
  - • How Many Monkeys Can You Fit in A Car?
- ► June (1)
  - • Does Not Fear Death
- ► May (1)
  - • Atheists and Cartoons: Made for Each Other
- ► March (2)
  - • Creationists demand "equal time"
  - • She's obviously possessed
► 2013 (12)
- ► December (1)
  - • Godless Liberals Declare War on The War on Happy Holidays!
- ► May (2)
  - • Every Sperm Is Sacred
  - • Marriage Equality in Minnesota
- ► March (2)
  - • Atheist Pig on Marriage Equality
  - • Suspicious Chihuahua
- ► February (4)
- ► January (3)
  - • What, You Don't Believe in Zeus?
  - • God vs. Sun
  - • Texas Declares War on Women
► 2012 (44)
- ► July (6)
  - • Sagan On The Reality Of Our Universe
  - • Prayer Is Like Gambling
  - • Free Health Care?
  - • If You Repeat A Lie...
  - • GOP War on Everything
  - • Where The Truth Goes To Die
- ► June (24)
  - • Moment of Science
  - • Jesus Apologizes to the Gays
  - • One Less God Than You...
  - • Rock on Christians
  - • God Hates Figs
  - • Science... It Works, Bitches!
  - • Mary vs. Occam's Razor
  - • Ayn Rand: Douchebag
  - • Science or Religion?
  - • Corporate Personhood Is A Legal Fiction
  - • There Is No Heaven For Computers
  - • Oh No… Don’t Redefine Marriage!
  - • Support Faith Based Initiatives
  - • Fight Hunger, Not Each Other
  - • Doctor’s… They Get No Respect
  - • Logic We Can Believe In
  - • Prayboy Magazine
  - • Being An Atheist
  - • Want A Theocracy?
  - • Conservative Logic: FAIL!
  - • JFK on Negotiation
  - • Magic Mormon Undies
  - • If Corporations Are People…
  - • Bigotry Wrapped In Prayer
- ► May (6)
- ► March (1)
  - • Evolution Is A Lie! Really?
- ► February (6)
- ► January (1)
  - • 2 FREE Tix To See The Holy Atheist & Norm Macdonald in Phoenix, AZ!!!
► 2011 (53)
- ► December (53)

Tweets by @GodlessLiberals