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"Hands In My Pants" Pastor
Written by Xenu   
Wednesday, 02 March 2011 15:59



Pastor Grant "Hands In My Pants" Storms was caught in his van with his hands
in his pants eyeballing a playground filled with children.

Maybe it's time to allow holy men to take a wife. Repressed sexual urges
always find a way, usually a creepy way, to express themselves.




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+1 #6 Mikey 2011-03-11 12:40
wait, Dee, are you saying that children are the issue? I thought the issue was bad priests? :) :lol:
+1 #5 carl 2011-03-04 06:03
More Christian debauchery! These Christians are such hypocrites. So many Christians and so few lions. Alas.
+1 #4 rw223 2011-03-03 14:42
What do these perverts and criminals, after getting caught in the act, hope to achieve by going public and apologizing? This is the ultimate in sheer, baldfaced nerve, to expect to be absolved, understood and forgiven.
" I admit to having my hands in my pants, but not to masturbation!"
I mean, come on!!
0 #3 Annie 2011-03-03 13:32
Since when is it some poor woman's role to take on such a creepy fuckwit perv and become his wife?
Give us a break and stop treating us as spunk buckets.
+2 #2 dee patty 2011-03-03 07:26
Hate to point this out, but if he's a Pastor and not a priest, he is likely from a Protestant denomination and can absolutely get married. It's the Catholics who don't allow marriage of priests...even the Anglicans are allowed to marry. So pent up sexuality in total is likely not the issue here...repressed homosexuality and/or pedophilia instead are probably the issues. And no, I am not at all equating homosexuality and pedophilia- just saying that his preference may be male and the fact that he went out of his way to be homophobic seems to indicate that his specific suppressed urges are likely to be about males...and, unfortunately and disgustingly, it looks like he targets kids. Much like a heterosexual can be a criminal and a pedophile, so too can a gay person...gender preference is not the issue here, the children are.
+2 #1 Kathy 2011-03-03 04:39
A person with no inclination toward pedophilia will not become a pedophile if celibate. If he was not a pedophile his urges would be fulfilled with an adult.

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