Pole Dancing For Jesus

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Written by Frank Minero

Sunday, 20 March 2011 21:48

A Houston area fitness studio, Best Shape of Your Life, has been offering Pole Dancing classes for some time now. Their new class offers a variation on the theme. Pole Dancing for Jesus!

We've seen Hookers For Jesus, now Pole Dancing for Jesus? What's next? Lap Dancing for Muhammad? Happy Endings for Jehovah?

“I was actually a dancer for 3 years, probably 7 years ago or so. I did it for awhile, it’s not something I felt very rewarded with, but to each his own and it was just something I decided I didn’t want to do anymore so I decided to take the part that I liked about that and bring it here...” - Crystal Deans, Instructor, Best Shape of Your Life.

Attention All Houston Area Godless Liberal Ladies: Attend the next Pole Dancing For Jesus class, take video, take pix, send them to me at frank (at) godlessliberals.com and I'll post for all to see. The next class is Sunday, April 10th at 2pm.

Best Shape of Your Life
318 E Main St.
Spring, TX 77373

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:03

Comments

0 #10 pole dancing 2011-05-08 13:48

There are lots of pole dancing agencies all over the world that need showgirls. So I just want to give all of you a pole dancing tip: Wear comfortable clothes which expose your arms and legs. Sexiness is optional. Baring your skin will allow you to get a much better grip on the pole with your arms and legs so that you can perform these moves safely. For even better foot grips, try going barefoot. Or get on the pole naked, so you have nothing to slow you down.

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0 #9 Anson Jew 2011-03-28 16:40

Next up: Lap Dancing for Jesus!

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0 #8 MyMel 2011-03-21 20:29

Pole dancing ftw.

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+1 #7 Scott 2011-03-21 12:11

I don't think Jesus would like those shoes. Then again, maybe he would...

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+1 #6 JJ 2011-03-21 03:39

This is actually a good thing, as much as the fairy tale belief is rediculous. I mean, I'd rather fairy tale believers become more liberal minded and tolerant than chastise any fairy tale believer for BEING more liberal minded and tolerant.

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0 #5 jlotus 2011-03-21 03:20

Don't hate. If she wants to help Christian women be a little slutty, then I'm all for it! ;-)

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+2 #4 ianam 2011-03-20 23:50

"There's nothing wrong with what I do" -- well, actually, there's something very wrong with believing ancient nomadic fairy tales.

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0 #3 Corey 2011-03-20 23:34

If she's not trying to be a stripper, why is she wearing stripper shoes during a workout? If it's "about the legs", there are far less sexual ways...

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+2 #2 JLSR 2011-03-20 23:10

"I'm very Christian. I go to church. I pray...... etc., etc." Yes, but are you a MORAL person? It's not pole-dancing that makes a person bad, just like it's not praying or attending church that makes a person good.

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