Christian Coalition is upset over a new Christmas song released by the British act Babybird featuring Johnny Depp on vocals. The songs name is "Jesus Stag Night Club." Sounds pretty innocent, right? lol...
The song tells the story of a group of teens who hire a 'Jesus look-alike' to organize a bachelor party. Faux Jesus parties hard and ends up passed out drunk, possibly dead at the end of the night. The final reveal... it's not a Jesus look-alike. It's the real deal. Jesus himself, in the flesh. Blasphemy!!!
The lyrics worth noting are as follows;
"Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady/ Bloody thorns round his ear like he was a crazy/ He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine/ Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine."
"I can't remember where I was last night/ Think I was hanging naked off a church spire/ Tied by my ankles to a weather vane/ Felt like I was Jesus on fire/ Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck/ I begged my dad to take me to a strip bar/ Drank kerosene through my eyeballs/ Drove myself home in a stolen car."
"Saw a man lying on the floor beaten up/ He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow M coffee cup/ I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up/ But when I turned around I could see it was Jesus."
Here's the song. Enjoy and... Happy Holidays!
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