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Drunk Ohio Priest Offers Cop A Blow Job
Written by Frank Minero   
Saturday, 05 March 2011 13:47

 

 

 

 

 


Father Ignatius Kury is going to have some explaining to do to his flock at Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church Sunday morning. The shit faced priest was picked up by Ohio cops after wrecking his car. He was measured at three times the legal limit. After the cops hauled Father Kury back to the station and handcuffed him in a holding cell, he became belligerent.

"I'll give you the sermon on the mountain, the sermon on the mountain is this... get these fucking bars off of me because I'm getting a rash."

"I'll pay you whatever you want. What do you want, what do you want... really... do you want me to give you a blow job... is that what you want?"

Where in the good book do you think he found those passages?


 


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+1 #7 Kiddo 2011-03-17 17:01
He's a preist. Doesn't that mean he's supposed to be straight?
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0 #6 Luk Dragyn 2011-03-08 13:49
Lol, I don't even understand how he's passing as a priest.
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+1 #5 erroneus george 2011-03-07 15:22
No, this is what happens when you sew a grown man's Penis shut with primitive beliefs.

According to some study that everyone and their moms knows about, but I've never seen, The average man thinks about sex every 10 seconds, or something....

The boner in the cloth is greater than a thought in the sky.
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+2 #4 okami 2011-03-05 16:22
this is what happens when communion goes too far. . .
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+2 #3 Elinore 2011-03-05 14:15
Suppression often leads to eruption! :o
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+1 #2 JLSR 2011-03-05 14:13
Nothing about religion can shock us anymore.
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+1 #1 Cyberdaemon 2011-03-05 14:07
He was just partaking of the blood of Christ....

A lot of it......
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