Father Ignatius Kury is going to have some explaining to do to his flock at Holy Ghost Ukrainian Byzantine Catholic Church Sunday morning. The shit faced priest was picked up by Ohio cops after wrecking his car. He was measured at three times the legal limit. After the cops hauled Father Kury back to the station and handcuffed him in a holding cell, he became belligerent.

"I'll give you the sermon on the mountain, the sermon on the mountain is this... get these fucking bars off of me because I'm getting a rash."

"I'll pay you whatever you want. What do you want, what do you want... really... do you want me to give you a blow job... is that what you want?"

Where in the good book do you think he found those passages?

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