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She's obvlously possessed
Written by Thor   
Tuesday, 25 March 2014 09:12

In what some might consider a master stroke of remote medical and/or religious diagnosis, evangelist Pat Robertson today proclaimed that a woman, who is an Atheist, must have been raped or possessed by the devil because, of course, no one would actually CHOOSE to be an Atheist, now would they?

According to this article on Alternet, a 700 Club member called in for advice on how to handle her Atheist co-worker. Should I continue proselytizing or give up and let her perish? the woman asked the sage.

"I don't know if you're dealing with something that is demonic or something that is deeply ingrained," Robertson solemnly speculated. "It's something beyond normal human experience. Something has happened and she associates god ... maybe she had an abusive father, somebody who raped her and then acted like he was preaching to her from the bible. You never know what is going on in somebody's childhood."

Robertson then advised her to remain understanding, be loving, and not try to push anything on her. And, of course, above all, pray for her.

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Last Updated on Thursday, 27 March 2014 20:04
 
Godless Liberals Declare War on The War on Happy Holidays!
Written by Frank Minero   
Sunday, 15 December 2013 12:46

 

The ever-present Word on the Street has it that radical Christians everywhere are wasting no time in slipping on their trusty Jesus-brand Combat BootsTM, trussing up their atheist-proof Nazarine Vests (patent pending), and heavily arming themselves with only their finest religiously blessed weaponry for yet another festive and merry Yule season of fighting off the Godless hordes which they believe would change everything they feel about the holiday season.

How did it ever come to this? How did these misguided religious fundamentalists ever come to believe that there is a massive, evil Atheist conspiracy afoot, threatening the basic foundations and tenants of their beliefs? That some dark and vast Atheist Cabal (no doubt resembling the stumbling, mindless zombies of The Walking Dead) gathers each year at just about this time, in a secret and no doubt satanic location, to plot the complete demolition of Jesus as king of their holiday season, and to perhaps even munch on a few innocent yet no doubt tasty Christian babies while they're at it?

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Last Updated on Wednesday, 05 February 2014 12:46
 
Father Guido Sarducci for Pope 2013
Written by MyMelody   
Monday, 11 February 2013 21:03

Father Guido Sarducci To Replace Pope Benedict, according to this article on Liberals UniteWell it could happen, right?

Why do you think Pope Ratz really stepped down? Was it really his health?


Retrieved via the Liberals Unite Facebook page.

 

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God vs. Sun
Written by MyMelody   
Monday, 21 January 2013 18:18

 

Sometimes I hear people compare modern monotheists with sun worshippers, but it turns out that comparison is unfair. After all, the sun actually exists.

This one reminds me of a particular stand-up of George Carlin's, give it a look if you've got the time.

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Last Updated on Monday, 21 January 2013 18:34
 
2 FREE Tix To See The Holy Atheist & Norm Macdonald in Washington, DC!!!
Written by Frank Minero   
Wednesday, 15 February 2012 12:24

Are you within driving distance of Washington, DC? Today could be your lucky day!

The Godless Liberal Social Society is giving away 2 FREE passes to see Stevie Ray Fromstein aka The Holy Atheist with headliner Norm Macdonald at the DC Improv in Washington, DC. The show is this Saturday, February 18th at 10:30pm. You can’t get these tickets anywhere. All eight nights in DC are SOLD OUT! In addition, the winner will receive a FREE DVD of the award winning documentary, 'The Nature of Existence.'

To enter the contest, send an email to hannah (at) existencefilm (dot) com by the end of the day today (11:59 pm PST, Wednesday, 2/15/2012). One winner will be chosen by random to receive the prize. You must show ID at the box office to receive the passes and DVD, passes are non-transferable, 2 item minimum, must be 18 or over to win and to enter the club. Winner must reply with all necessary info w/in 24 hours of receiving email notification or an alternate winner will be chosen.

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