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CSI Georgia: Your Tampon... Evidence of Murder?
Written by Xenu   
Monday, 07 March 2011 17:24

 

 

Rep. Bobby Franklin of Georgia is sponsoring a bill that would require women
to file police reports when they miscarry, since fetuses are Georgia
citizens and their deaths are potential crimes. Are you serious?

Jill Filipovic posted a hilarious response to this idiocy on AlterNet.
Here's a copy of the letter Jill suggests women of Georgia send to Rep.
Franklin.

Dear Rep. Franklin,

I applaud your efforts to support the rights of zygote citizens of Georgia
by criminalizing miscarriages and investigating every instance of fetal
death as a potential crime. The Georgia State Assembly knows that life
begins at the moment of conception, and a fertilized egg death is a human
death - a death that we should all grieve, and of course investigate to the
fullest extent until we find the responsible party and bring them to justice
(the death penalty, which your bill prescribes as the punishment for killing
a pre-born Georgia citizen, is definitely appropriate here). I couldn't
agree more, and I would like to help.

As I'm sure you know, more than 50% of fertilized eggs -Georgia citizens! -
naturally don't implant, and are flushed out of the body during
menstruation. I am personally concerned that my own murdering woman-body may
have flushed out some human beings, and I may have flushed them down the
toilet without knowing that I was disposing of Georgia citizens in such an
undignified way. This must be remedied. I would like to be sure that I am
not killing any more Georgia citizens - and that if I am, they are able to
receive a proper funeral and not a burial at sea, and that our state police
can dedicate valuable time and resources to investigating their deaths.

To that end, I attach a picture of my latest used tampon. I am preserving
this tampon, as well as all of my other tampons, pads, feminine hygiene
products and soiled panties from my current menstrual cycle, so that the
Georgia State Police can come collect them as evidence. I would also be
happy to drop the specimens off at your office, should you want to examine
them yourself.

Please let me know if I can make an appointment to give you these items. Or,
since I appreciate that you are a very busy man, please let me know when the
police will be by my home to collect them, as my next cycle is rapidly
approaching and they are starting to smell. I cannot keep them in my
refrigerator for much longer.

Thanks for all the work you do to further the pro-life cause.

Sincerely,

Jill Filipovic

 

 

 

 



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0 #5 erroneus george 2011-03-08 09:52
Quoting sherrie brown:
this is the dumbest thing in the world. instead of worrying about tampon you should be worried about more important things like rapest, child molestaion and other murdes than a murder from a tampon come on now be real!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!



:-| whoosh :o
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+1 #4 Mooson 2011-03-08 09:46
OMG! This is THE PERFECT response to those pinheads in the Georgia legislature! A+A+A+A+A
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-5 #3 sherrie brown 2011-03-08 08:56
this is the dumbest thing in the world. instead of worrying about tampon you should be worried about more important things like rapest, child molestaion and other murdes than a murder from a tampon come on now be real!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
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+2 #2 Carolyn t 2011-03-08 08:24
This is great!! It must be a 'man' thing to constantly be so concerned about a woman's body. Maybe secretly, he really wants to be a woman. :D
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+1 #1 Lisa 2011-03-07 20:54
Simply awesome!
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