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Superman vs. Christianity
Written by MyMelody   
Wednesday, 07 September 2011 08:45

 

Christianity: We don't do that shit on Krypton

Apparently some Christians are really bent out of shape over the man of steel... lol. "Friends, the whole premise of this movie will rankle any person of faith. As True Christians™, we only believe in one flying superhero. And He doesn't wear a skimpy bikini..." - Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church (Superman:  Back From Another Galaxy to Rape Your Girlfriend and Destroy Your Family, 2006)

 



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0 #4 Collin Stoltz 2011-09-28 16:53
Being both agnostic and a huge Superman fan, I find this funny as heck. :D

In the interest of full disclosure though, I feel kinda compelled to put in my knowledge as an Agnostic Superman fan that Clark Kent was raised Methodist and still invokes deities (usually either the Christian God or the Kryptonian Sun God, Rao) occasionally, even if he's been known to beat other Gods like Thor and Hades to a pulp.

[/fanboy] Seriously though, this is funny. I'm with Zamu, was this from a real comic? ;-)
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0 #3 Zamu 2011-09-07 13:20
Is this from a real comic, or was it doctored?
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+2 #2 DLC3 2011-09-07 12:41
Ok so I checked this out and at first I was began to fume. Then I realized that that site (The Landover Baptist Church) is SATIRE. And I see the fun of it, please do the same.
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+4 #1 Regina Powell 2011-09-07 12:27
Uh...you do* realize that Landover Baptist is a mock/humor site, right?
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